Old Pervert

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

I won't do you no harm
I just wanna show you what's in my fridge

So come on little girl
Is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge

Well they say that I'm weird and
Disenfectant is the only thing I drink

They say that I'm weird and
Disenfectant is the only thing I drink

Ah but cleanliness of the soul is more important
Don't you think

And I could show you one or two things
Right there in my sink
So come on baby

I'm an old pervert and I just don't get around much anymore

I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door

But come on pretty baby and
I show you how I let you score
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah baby