Ham

Whoa... so hard
Jews is never supposed to go H.A.M., but fuck it
Okay dat boy D-I-C-K-Y ballin
I been spittin hella writtens cuz Im finna get my wallet good
Bitches know I holla good
Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
I been acting like a kid
Rappin bout my fuckin dick
And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin shit
Killin bitches, Michael Vick, and women you know what this is
Semi-colons in my texts, my instant message game is sick (HO!)
Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
Imma cum quick, I aint playin witcha
Ay you know, Im spittin crack up on the track
Im not attacking all you blacks
Who try to rap, but Im just saying that
Im coming for these muthafuckin brothas making money
Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
Ladies get them pants down
Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now
I aint on that kosher shit
Facebook I be poking chicks
Came up in the 90s yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit
I dont push a lotus, Im drivin a fuckin Focus
But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
Im an Izze sippin, bitty-kissin muthafuckin G
The way I cum on chickens, call Lil Dicky mozzarella cheese
Im getting pussy, getting bread, I geta lot of fucking yeast
And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil Dicky Screech (WHOA!)
Tampon shit, cuz I rap for the flow
And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
Gotta mac, its a pro, never nap, but I doze
Im a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
And I know yall bitches feelin that
Aint as nobody real as that
Rappin like Jamaica's population, I been killin tracks
(Like, in the Olympic Games? You ain't get it?)
Im coming for these muthafuckin brothas making money
Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
Ladies get them pants down
Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now
See them bitches over there?
Please dont fucking over-stare
Thats who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
Okay I was joking, I dont know dem I should grow a pair
But I am not the most efficient closer when Im sober, scared
So Im drinkin, fuck you thinkin?
Middle Day thats word to Lincoln
My left foot is always stinkin
I ball good so I aint blinkin
Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin dog
Fuckin cats up the ass metaphorically...uh, paws
(I got that pause in on time, right?)
Im coming for these muthafuckin brothas making money
Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
Ladies get them pants down
Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M.now