Institutionalized 2014

Yo I came home from work the other day
I was tired
I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little Xbox
You know
Relax a little
Then my wife comes in
She starts telling me
I play too much Xbox
I said what the ************* do you mean
This is just how I relax
Can I just play a little Xbox
Then she says
I saw on Oprah today
That guys who play video games
Don't love their wives
I'm like mother******g *************
************* Oprah
I don't give a *************
I wanna play my video games
I don't give a ************* about Oprah
Oprah ain't got no man
You better worry about your mother******g self
I just wanna kill some mother******s on Xbox
She said
You seem like you have a anger problem
Maybe you need some help
I'm like
************* call the police now
Gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see they way
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
The other day I go on the internet
I'm just trying to check my email
So put in my password
It says I have an invalid password
I know my ******' password
So then it says go to customer service
So I get on customer service
I start talking to this dude
This mother****** sounds like he's from India or some *************t
He says to me
Whats your first dogs name
I don't know what my ******' first dogs name was
What the ****** the matter wit you
I just want my password
Gimme my ******' password
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says
Your password has been sent to your email address
I'm like I cant get in my email address
What about cant get in my email address do you not understand mother******
He says oh my god
It seems like you have an anger problem
You should have that checked out
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
The other day I'm just sittin' alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got little potato chips on the side
Little koo-aid
This mother****** walks up to me and says
Are you gonna eat that
Like yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the ************* you think I'm gonna do
Shove it up your ass
Do you understand that that pork can kill you
Look mother******
Pork is not gonna kill me
Unless they figure a way
To shoot it out of a ******g gun
But I might kill you
If you keep ******' with me
He says hey calm down
I'm a vegan
************* a vegan
I could give a ************* if you eat sawdust mother******
Just step away from my ******g sandwich
He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid
I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body
Do you wanna see it mother******
Oh my god
You need therapy
You have an anger problem
Ahhhhhhh
I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
Suicidal