The 1st Class Roster

Colonel john jacob astor

And mrs astor too

Arriving now from the boat train
Direct from waterloo station

May procced to their parlour suite
A-62

Her name is madeleine
She's john jacob astor's second wife
She's only nineteen years old
And now she's married to a prominent man
Worth over a hundred and fifty million
And twenty-nine years her senior

They've only been married seven months
She's already seven months pregnant
And the scandal was such
They ran away to europe to avoid the publicity

Avoid the publicity

Mr and mrs isidor straus may proceed to parlour suite b-55

Aren't they modest
You'd never think by looking at them
That he and his brother own macy's department store
Own macy's department store

Outright

And he was very close advisor
To president grover cleveland
And served in the house of representatives
Two full terms
And that's his wife of forty years named ida
Sad she hasn't been well
So the two of them have been wintering
On the french riviera

French riviera

Mr benjamin guggenheim and party will find his customary
Suite on a deck

Made his money by smelting gold
Spends it like water

Forty-five hundred dollars for
The louis quatorze suite
So he can live in luxurious sin
With his latest mistress
And they call that justice

They call that justice
Mr and mrs george widener may proceed to promenade suite b-51

He's the richest man in philadelphia

Mr and mrs john b thayer and family promenade suite b-58

Vice president of the pennsylvania railroad

Mrs charlotte drake cardoza suite b-54

No one really knows who she is
But the newspaper says she booked
The most expensive suite on the ship
And travels with fourteen steamer trunks
A medicine chest
Her personal pillows and sheets
And four little pekinese dogs

So she must be somebody

She must be somebody

Last call for boarding

This is the very last call for boarding

Lift up the ramp
Let go the lines

Raise up her colours and designs

Prepare for casting off
And through the port we'll slip
Each person standing at the rail

Let one great thought prevail
One single prayer

God bless this noble ship