I Predict

You're gonna take a walk in the rain And you're gonna get wet (I predict) You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein And be hungry real soon (I predict) Are my sources correct (I predict) They're gonna find the Queen is a man But that Philip don't care (I predict) Lassie will prove that Elvis and her Had a fleeting affair (I predict) Are my sources correct Are my sources correct Yes I know they're correct (I predict) Men, if you say your prayers You'll never lose your hair (I predict) L.A. is safe Ain't gonna quake Ain't gonna quake (I predict) And somebody's gonna die But I can't reveal who Cold beer will cure a cold Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer Moscow will march to France They'll do the Can-Can Dance Don't worry, it'll work out Maxim's will throw them out They're gonna stop Saturday night So you better have fun now (I predict) They're gonna stop having the sun So you better get tan now And this song will fade out And this song will fade out And this song will fade out (I predict)