Trouble Adjusting

I walk into an empty room
I thought there'd be at least balloons
Girl looks at me says
Who the hell is she
I think I'm having trouble adjusting
I leave your house at 10AM
Shower and shave hairy armpits
I make some toast and go to work
Oh God it hurts trouble adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning
I was over there now I'm over here
Easy for you I'm still adjusting
More everyday strain no underwear
Went to the Laundromat but just stood and stared
I'm sorry Mom I've lived alone for so long
But I'm still having trouble adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning
I was over there now I'm over here
Easy for you I'm still adjusting
OK they say it will be
OK
**** this song is ****
They'll listen anyway
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning
I was over there now I'm over here
Easy for you I'm still adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can't recall how it was in the beginning