Torturing James Hetfield

Well, we got James Hetfield
And we tied him up tight

Naked and cold

We kept the strip lights bright

Said what have you got for us James

He said nothing at all

So we dragged some speakers

In from the hall

James James James
Just give us names names names
James James James

Well, we tried every tune in the songbook

To loosen his tongue

We played Simply Red nonstop

He just swayed along

Then we had an idea

A new plan of attack

Thought that even a deaf man

Would bend and crack

James James James
Just give us names names names

James James James

Now look what we've brought for you James

Your favorite disc

It's Chumbawamba

Their greatest hits （There's only one）
Turned up the volume

You should've heard him sing （Oh how he sings）
He cried like a baby

And told us everything （it was Lars!）

James James James
Just give us names names names

James James James