Country Star
Well I sure am tired of these coffee house gigs
Cause there ain't no money
and there ain't no chicks
It's gettin harder and harder to get my kicks
so I bought a little ticket to Nashville
Cause I wanna see my name up in neon lights
drink pink champagne and party every night
All them lucky muthers up there living the life
man I gotta get my ass to Nashville
Cause I wanna be a country star
and take it all way to far
drinking free in every bar
just like Bocephus
And I think it'd be a crying shame
not to have my own airplane
I wanna go up in flames, me and my guitar
Man I wanna be a country star
Well I got a drinking problem so I'll fit right in
Gonna sing me some hits and get some famous friends
I'll be riding shotgun with Kenny, Faith, and Tim
And I wonder how they lived without me
I'll get "Big & Rich" rich and build a big ol' house
With a big ol' fence to keep the rif raf out
Call my old girlfriends say "how ya like me now"
C'mon baby tell me what ya love about me
I'm gonna be a country star
and take it all way to far
breaking all the young girls hearts
just like Keith Urban
Man I'm thinking that sure sounds fun
Rocking out with Brooks and Dunn
All the way to number 1
Me and my guitar
Man I wanna be a country star
Playing golf with Vince and Willie
Hanging out with Carrie UNDERneath those big spotlights
YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH
I'm wanna be a country star
take it all way to far
breaking all the young girls hearts
just like Keith Urban
OH
Man I think it sure sounds fun
Rocking out with Brooks and Dunn
All the way to number 1
Me and my guitar
Man I wanna be a country star
Country Star
YEAH!