Medical Love Song

[00:01,560]Inflammation of the foreskin
[00:06,192]Reminds me of your smile.
[00:09,552]I've had ballanital chancroids
[00:13,440]For quite a little while.
[00:16,896]I gave my heart to NSU
[00:20,832]That lovely night in June.
[00:24,752]I ache for you, my darling,
[00:29,216]And I hope you get well soon.
[00:33,664]My penile warts, your herpes,
[00:38,912]My syphilitic sores.
[00:42,288]Your moenelial infection,
[00:45,856]How I miss you more and more.
[00:49,456]Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox,
[00:53,120]Our lovely gonnorrhea,
[00:56,528]At least we both were lying,
[00:59,984]When we said that we were clear.
[01:03,680]Our syphilitic kisses,
[01:07,056]Sealed the secret of our tryst.
[01:10,512]You gave me scrotal pustules,
[01:14,032]With a quick flick of your wrist.
[01:17,392]Your trichovaginitis
[01:20,944]Sent shivers down my spine;
[01:24,336]I got snail tracks in my anus
[01:27,824]When your spirochetes met mine.
[01:31,904]Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
[01:38,864]meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
[01:45,984]epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
[01:52,896]syphilitic choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.
[02:01,400]My clapped out genitalia
[02:04,800]Is not so bad for me,
[02:07,888]As the complete and utter failure
[02:11,824]Every time I try to pee.
[02:15,424]My doctor says my buboes
[02:19,150]Are the worst he's ever seen,
[02:22,544]My scrotum's painted orange
[02:26,032]And my balls are turning green.
[02:29,600]My heart is very tender
[02:32,912]Though my parts are awful raw,
[02:36,448]You might have been infected
[02:39,904]But you never were a bore.
[02:43,344]I'm dying of your love, my love
[02:46,976]I'm your spirochaetal clown,
[02:50,480]I've left my body to science
[02:53,872]But I'm afraid they've turned it down.
[02:58,064]Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
[03:04,896]meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
[03:11,856]epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
[03:18,880]syphilitic choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.