Honey, I'm Home
The car won't start-it's falling apart
这辆车启动不了了，已经报废了
I was late for work and the boss got smart
我上班迟到了，老板还变聪明了
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
穿着长筒袜，内裤走光了
My hair went flat-man, I hate that
我的头发压扁了，我讨厌
就在我以为这一切不会更糟了
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
我才意识到钱包丢了
I realized I forgot my purse
有了这些压力，我必须承认
这可能比经前综合症会更糟
With all this stress-I must confess
这工作的报酬太不值得了
我已经等不及一天的结束了
This could be worse than PMS
亲爱的，我已经在路上
嗨！嗨！嗨！嗨！
This job ain't worth the pay
亲爱的，我到家了，这一天真是艰难
浇我一头冷水，顺便说
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
给我揉揉脚，拿些吃的来
Honey, I'm on my way
为我提供我最喜欢的服务
亲爱的，我回来了，头疼的要死
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
我需要放松一下，看看电视
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
把手机关掉，喂喂狗
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
嘿！嘿！亲爱的我回来了
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
打开邮箱的时候我折断了指甲
Fix me up my favorite treat
我大声咒骂起来，因为那真是疼死了
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
这个工作简直是煎熬，太乏味了
I need to relax and watch TV
显然不会激起我的兴趣
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
这工作的报酬太不值得了
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
我已经等不及一天的结束了
亲爱的，我已经在路上
I broke a nail opening the mail
嗨！嗨！嗨！嗨！
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
亲爱的，我到家了，这一天真是艰难
This job's a pain-it's so mundane
浇我一头冷水，顺便说
It sure don't stimulate my brain
给我揉揉脚，拿些吃的来
为我提供我最喜欢的服务
This job ain't worth the pay
亲爱的，我回来了，头疼的要死
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
我需要放松一下，看看电视
Honey, I'm on my way
把手机关掉，喂喂狗
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
嘿！嘿！亲爱的我回来了
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
给我按按脖子，你会的对吧
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
亲爱的，我到家了，这一天真是艰难
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
浇我一头冷水，顺便说
Fix me up my favorite treat
给我揉揉脚，拿些吃的来
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
为我提供我最喜欢的服务
I need to relax and watch TV
亲爱的，我回来了，头疼的要死
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
我需要放松一下，看看电视
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
把手机关掉，喂喂狗
嘿！嘿！亲爱的我回来了
Oh, rub my neck will you
我到家了，感觉好多了
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I'm home, that feels much better