Oh, Biology (From “Freaky Friday” the Disney Channel Original Movie)
Produced by:Andy Dodd
I’m ace at all anatomies
A master of dissection
An expert chef who wields an expert knife
But still I sense a gremlin in this system of perfection
There clearly are still mysteries to life
It’s kingdom phylum class and
Then it’s order family genus
It all comes back to me like child’s play
Then he leans over my shoulder
There in all his long and leanness
And cuts my hard-earned knowledge clean away
I try to keep a focused mind and steady hand
But the rhythm of my heart is like a country western band
Oh biology
What have you done to me
Why can’t my grownup brain control my teenage parts
Oh biology
Why won’t you let me be
Why can’t you be humane and still out beating hearts
Before the cutting starts
She’s so confident and cocky
It’s a total transformation
I’m sweating but I’ll try to play it cool
But I open up my mouth to try and make some conversation
But somehow end up sounding like a fool
You dude that’s sick I’m way impressed
Like sweet technique
OMG
Um like totally um thanks
Come on now can’t I even speak
Oh biology
What have you done to me
My over forty soul in is a teen cliche teen cliche
Oh biology
Why won’t you set me free
’Cause I’m not in control
When hunger has it’s say
And hormones have their way
Hey what is up with El today
She seems well kind of great
She’s always great but yeah it’s nuts
That girl is on my nerves today
I better set her straight
You’d better let her know what’s what
I never knew that Ellie Blake was such a science whiz
She’s smart of course
That much I knew
But something’s up with her today
I don’t know what it is
But then just maybe I feel it too
I feel it too
We feel it too
That girl is through
Oh biology
Look what you’ve done to me
My heart is in a pan
My brain is out to sea
Oh biology
Why won’t you let me be
Please help me if you can
Please hear my painful plea
Biology
Biology
Biology
Please set me free