Krack Rocks

Who are you, who are you
Well i'm the punk with the pump in the back of my pack
How you step rock
I step in stride
I step across stage with my nuts in my hand
The punks wanna front cause i got my own band
Goddamn i'm the man with the helly buzz
And my ************t don't stink, like eli's does
I'ma pleasure girls man from what i heard
Nah man, i kicked that ************ to the curb
I don't really need to be tied down
I'm a ramblin man, and i'm platinum bound
Me too, rolled my crew, i'm not too new
.16 is what i blew
I bet that set you straight, that illegal action
****** that, i still roll with a 40 in my lap
Back in 2nd grade, i carried a lunch box
Turned 21 started smokin crack pots
Snortin that D by the dime
Wish i could slow down, i'm ahead of my time
I'm the Krack, i'm the Krack
Krack, Krack, Krack
I'm the Krack ************, my last dimes what i'm bettin
I'm up in the casino with a flash like stetson
Girls all stare, they gauck, they sneer
So i grab me a ************ and i slapped her in the rear
My livingroom is the place i'm hangin out
Uptight ************'s is the ************t i'm bangin out
I'm sick of livin in these perplex times
That's why i kick these mother****** *** rhymes
I'm headin down south
I'm headin down south
I'm headin down, headin down
Hip hip hip hip diggin exactly where you go
I'm headin down south on a dusty path
I got a cool ass buzz and an empty flask
Ass on the wagon and they think i'm all soft
But i don't givea ******, i'm trippin my ***** off
Up in the crack house tunin them rocks off
Hoe's come around an we be knockin the box top
Knocked out, knocked up and all that ************t
Hot wax, sweaty spot, lickin spit from your ******
Everything that gets old
It get's over rated
Old to me, just means out dated
I'm the Kid Rock, ****** all that 60's ************t
Take Woodstock and shove it up your momma's ******
Oh ************t, and there it is
I get a lot of ************ cause i'm in show biz
Twas the night before Chris******as and all through the house
I wished for a kiss and your mom popped out.
Put her hands on her flop and started eyein me
So i smacked the ole ************ with my flyin D
That's when i said "man i gotta get a grip"
Looked at the TV realized i was trippin
It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party don't stop
I said It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party don't stop
It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party don't stop
I said It aint no party like a Detroit party
Cause a Detroit party don't stop