Stick It

Red lipstick on my blue collar.
An' her number in
Maybelline black eye liner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there right before she washed it
Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin'
Tellin' her where
I'd been an' how she was just a friend
She said, "You know I know that ain't the truthBut if that's the story you're stickin' to, yeah"
Well, you can stick it where the sun don't shine
Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a ride
We'll drive back to that waterin' hole
Where the cold beer flows an' the
Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
An stick it, where the sun don't shine
Have me a good time
HeyGot a call from
Woodrow"Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all over the lawnThere's a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass boatAn' your ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on"
So I told
Woodrow, "Put her on the cell 'phone"
He said, "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke holdDoin' that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow""Hello? Woodrow? Hello?""Oh, is that you, baby? Do what?"
She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin' hole
Where the cold beer flows an' the
Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
An' stick it, where the sun don't shine
An' have me a good time
She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine"
Gonna take her advice an' stay all night
Sit back down at this waterin' hole
Where the cold beer flows an' the
Cuervo's gold
Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
An' stick it, where the sun don't shine
An' have me a good time(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
Stick it where the sun don't shine(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Hey, bartender, want you to pour me another one
An' make it real strong(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
I bet ol'
Woodrow should be here any minute now
He's gonna need one too(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Ah hell, just bring me the whole bottle
Looks like
I'm gonna be here a while(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)
There's Woodrow right now
Oh, damn man, that looks bad(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that way?(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)"Hey brother, did you get all my clothes?I might need a place to stay to stay for a while"(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)
She's damn tough, ain't she?
Stick it, where the sun don't shine
Yeah