My Dad's Gone Crazy
老爸，你在干嘛呀？
Hailie:Daddy, what＇re you doing?
哈哈！
Eminem:Ha Ha!
那么好吧，大家都听好了！
Eminem & Hailie:Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
我要去地狱了，谁想和我一起去？
Eminem:I＇m goin＇ to hell, who＇s comin＇ with me?
来人那，求你们救救他！
Hailie:(innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help him!*giggle*
我想我爸是疯了！
I think my dad gone crazy!
这世上没有我爬不了的山
There＇s no mountain I can＇t climb
没有让我觉得巍峨的塔
There＇s no tower too high,
没有我不能学会开的飞机
No plane that I can＇t learn how to fly
我要怎么样才能让你明白呢，毁灭你
What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
拿着电锯我没有干不掉的东西
There ain＇t nothin＇ I can＇t take this chainsaw to
该死的有力大脑和铜球
我把他们全都切了腌泡起来，在一个玻璃瓶里镀上青铜
Fuckin＇ brain＇s brawn, and brass balls
在一个大厅里面，还有我框好的照片
I cut ＇em off, I got ＇em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
写着Elton John名字的太阳镜，在我的墙上
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
我在房间外，光着屁股
Sunglasses with Elton John＇s name, on my drag wall
这会儿，我和dr.dre正脱掉帽子地干着
I＇m out the closet, I been lyin＇ my ass off
吮吸这个marshall
All this time, me and Dre been fuckin＇ with hats off
让laura和她丈夫回来
Dr. Dre:Suck it marshall!
在我按下这个该死的按钮然后爆炸之前
Tell laura and her husband to back off
以及派出一个俄国人，就这些
Before I push this muthafuckin＇ button and blast off
爆掉所有的东西，除了在地图上的阿富汗
And launch one of these Russians, and that＇s all
我们想要阻止，想要把他们清理掉
我爸失去自我了
Blow every fuckin＇ thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
Hailie，告诉他们宝贝
When will it stop, when will I knock the crap off
这真的没什么好说的了，我无法解释这些了
Hailie:My dad＇s lost it
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie, tell ＇em baby
来自Hailie的一点帮助，打算告诉他们吗宝贝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
没有什么你们能说和做的，同时也不能改变我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
这世上没人可以救得了我，连Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
这就像我妈老是告诉我
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
…………可待因 ，他妈的，你这个小混账东西
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
如果你没有什么好听的说出来那就索性不要说了
It＇s like my mother always told me
额……
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
管他呢，贱人，吃这混账的xx
If you ain＇t got nothin＇ nice to say then don＇t say nothin＇
咀嚼痛苦吧，然后每秒吮吸十万个混账的xx
uh..
我宁愿放一盘混蛋福音磁带
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin＇ dick
我宁愿当一个怕老婆的婊砸，尝尝下面
Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin＇ cocks per second
然后让贱人的嘴唇粘在我脸上以及clit-ring在我的鼻子上
I＇d rather put out a muthafuckin＇ gospel record
接着停止带给我我的flo，停止给我我的弹药
I＇d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
你难道看不出我为什么这么卑劣吗？如果你们都别来烦我，我不会把这当做我的弹药
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
我就不需要去eenie meenie minie mo（相当于点兵点将的随机选择用语）
Then quit bringin＇ my flos, quit givin＇ me my ammo
抓住一个gay的脚趾，兄弟，我不是很清楚
Can＇t you see why I＇m so mean? If y＇all leave me alone, this wouldn＇t be my M O
我是不是唯一一个最正常的人？
I wouldn＇t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
爸爸
Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don＇t know no more
这真的没什么好说的了，我无法解释这些了
Am I the only fuckin＇ one who＇s normal any more?
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:Dad!
来自Hailie的一点帮助，打算告诉他们吗宝贝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
没有什么你们能说和做的，同时也不能改变我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
这世上没人可以救得了我，连Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
我的歌可以让你哭，带给你惊喜
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
同时也可以用相同的旋律让你的眼泪流干
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
因此你看到的是一个正在工作地天才
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
对我来说这不是工作，所以一开始很容易产生误解
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
因为当我说话的时候，是脸颊里的舌头在说话
So what you＇re seein＇ is a genius at work
在我没咬到舌头之前先得和我的牙齿调情
Which to me isn＇t work, so it＇s easy to misinterpret it at first,
我把口香糖切成片，一天里被闪电击中两次
＇Cuz when I speak, it＇s tongue in cheek
然后死了接着以Vanilla Ice's的儿子的身份复活
I＇d yank my fuckin＇ teeth before I＇d ever bite my tongue
闲逛着过完我的余生
I＇d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin＇ lightnin＇ twice at once
和垃圾踢打，每次当我唱歌的时候
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice＇s son
就像R.Kelly一听到"bump n' grind" 播放的时候
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
在我的脑袋里有更多的痛苦，在一个在飞机里的小女孩眼里
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
瞄准了世界贸易，站在Ronnie的墓前
Like R. Kelly as soon as ＂bump n＇ grind＂ comes on
向着天空尖叫，当云像clyde mathers and bonnie jade（两个大盗）一样聚在一起的时候
More pain inside o＇ my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
那样更好肯定是的
Aimed at the World Trade, standin＇ on Ronnie＇s grave,
家长被羞辱了，但是孩子们喜欢
Screamin＇ at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
九毫米，暖气机的桌子，两张有切肉刀的椅子
And thats pretty much the Jist of it,
我不怪你，我也不会让Hailie听这首歌的
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
这真的没什么好说的了，我无法解释这些了
Nine millimeter, heater＇s stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers
我想我爸疯了！
I don＇t blame you, I wouldn＇t let Hailie listen to me neither
来自Hailie的一点帮助，打算告诉他们吗宝贝
Eminem:There＇s really nothin＇ else to say ha, I can＇t explain it
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
没有什么你们能说和做的，同时也不能改变我
Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade, won＇t you tell them baby
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
这世上没人可以救得了我，连Hailie都不行
Eminem:There＇s nothin＇ you could do or say, could eva change me
我想我爸疯了！
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
疯了~
Eminem:There＇s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
你太有趣了，daddy!
Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!
Eminem:Crazy
You＇re funny daddy!