Mona Lisa
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
大家嗨起来，这是Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
你们都知道我周游过世界吧？
But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
但今天我要疯狂一下
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
我在还有一刻钟到中午12点时在巴黎降落
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
能见到她真是太激动了，我直接就前往了卢浮宫
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
我听说过她的盛世美艳，所以我买了我的门票
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
推推挤挤到了队伍的最前端
And I couldn't believe what I saw
我被我眼前所见到的事物惊呆了
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
Mona Lisa，你就是一坨被夸上天了的翔
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
你有着糟糕的时尚品味，和你那像死鲨一般的眼睛
And a smirk like you're hiding a ****
还有着一个像自己藏着一个男人的大鸟一样的笑容
What the **** is this garbage?
这TM是什么垃圾东西？
Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
Mona Lisa，你是最基本的绿茶婊
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
风尘苦旅来看你一眼
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
这就是诱购吧，你简直太丑了
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
我在开罗降落，只为欣赏金字塔
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
我在那里看到了什么？一堆又脏又破的砖头
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
遍地都是垃圾，还有一股令个人恶心的气味
The smell was that of a camel's ass
那气味来源于骆驼的屁股
But even that wasn't as bad as
但这一切都胜于
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Mona Lisa， 你被金字塔完爆
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
有人能向我解释清楚，为什么整个世界
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
都为一个《垃圾桶小子》而疯狂吗
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
看起来就像个《垃圾桶小子》
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
达芬奇一定吹了某个艺术历史学家的大鸟
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
才能让这个长得像未烤熟的面包的女子
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
跑到历史油画榜的第一名
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Mona Lisa，我需要知道
Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
你的眉毛TM跑哪里去了，我真的很想知道
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
你那大扁土豆脑门上都可以降落直升机了
Get this chick some Rogaine
给这妞拿点Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
你看起来就像膨胀的死尸一样
I'm an American man, this is my native land
我是个美国男子，这里是我的家乡
Where no one lies about paintings
这里没有人为油画撒谎
But that's not the case in France
但法国就不这样了
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
那里有裸女跳舞，她们还都看起来像Dennis Franz一样
You're so mangy, Mona
Mona你很污秽
Hair part wider than a country road
头发缝比乡村路还要宽
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
除非你算上猫，她就是单身死去的
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
Mona Lisa很糟，啦啦啦啦