#Selfie

When Jason was at the table
刚刚Jason在这张桌子前面的时候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看见他看着我
when he was with that other girl
当他跟那个女的说话时
Do you think he was just doing that
你觉得他这么做
to make me jealous?
是想让我吃醋吗？
Because he was totally texting me
因为他在给我发消息
all night last night
几乎一整夜
and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
我也不知道他是想约炮还是怎样

Sooo... like what do you think?
那...你觉得呢？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你..你觉得刚刚那妞好看吗？
How did that girl even get in here?
她怎么混进来的？
Did you see her?
你刚刚看见她了没？
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她真的好矮啊，裙子还土得要死
Who wears cheetah?
现在谁还穿豹纹啊拜托
It's not even summer
现在又不是夏天
why does the DJ keep on
为什么DJ总是
playing Summertime Sadness?
放Summertime Sadness这曲子

After we go to the bathroom
一会儿冲过澡之后
can we go smoke a cigarette?
咱们去抽根烟吧？
I really need one
我现在真的想来一根
But first,
不过
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
先让我来张自拍~
(Beat Drops)
（鼓点）

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
哎哎，你们能帮我挑个滤镜吗
I don't know if I should go
我也不知道
with XX Pro or Valencia
用XX Pro还是Valencia P图比较好
I wanna look tan
我想带上美黑效果
What should my caption be?
我在照片上该加上什么字呢？
I want it to be clever
最好是能让我看起来很有想法
How about "Livin' with my *******
要不加上一行 "在跟我的小婊砸们一起嗨
Hashtag LIVE"
#直播中"？

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
发了5分钟了才10个赞
Do you think I should take it down?
我是不是该删了它？
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
让我再来张自拍
(Beat Drops)
（鼓点）

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
等等，Jason刚刚点赞了
What a creep
我靠，搞什么
Is that guy sleeping over there?
躺在那边睡觉的货是他吗？
Yeah, the one next to the girl
啊，对，就是那个妞旁边的那个男的
with no shoes on
没穿鞋的那个
That's so ratchet
什么鬼
That girl is such a fake model
那个女的一看就整过容
She definitely bought all her
她Ins上的赞绝逼都是买来的
Instagram followers
就她那点INS粉丝？？

Who goes out on Mondays?
谁没事会周一出来嗨啊
OK, let's go take some shots
走，再喝几杯
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢，不行，我感觉我快吐了
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
没事我OK的
Let's go dance
走跳舞去吧
There's no vodka at this table
这桌上没酒了
Do you know anyone else here?
这酒吧你还认识别人吗？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
哦天啊，Jason给我发消息了
Should I go home with him?
我该跟他滚床单去吗？
I guess I took a good selfie
看来刚刚那个自拍拍的不错
(Selfie on repeat) （
不断自拍）