Where Is Santa Claoz?

The night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Let me tell you all a glory
Little Christmas story
A story 'bout a mouse
In a big brown house
Underneath the mistletoe
She asked for Mr. Ho
But f**k that little mouse
Now where is Santa Claoz?

Where is Santa Claoz?
Now where is Santa Claoz?

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

Holy moly, what a mouse
Cook that turkey like a boss
Monilie money money flow
Tell me where is Santa, though
They said he was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little b***h
But f**k that little mouse
Now where is Santa Claoz?

Now where is Santa Claoz?
Where is Santa Claoz?
(Have you been naughty?)

So where is Santa Claoz?
Where is Santa Claoz?
Where is Santa Claoz?

What would you like for Christmas, dear child?
Where is Santa Claoz?
Yeah, where is Santa Claoz?
Where is Santa, yeah, where is Santa Claoz?

Merry Christmas to all