Chris Kirkland

I'd like to apologize to everybody
我想要向所有人说声对不起
It seems somebody calls coming on the Internet perhaps
看起来好像是有人给我打网络电话了
Of a joking nature
这是在逗我呢
Um so we're gonna now start up on a new hardware that can monitor everybody's IP addresses
所以我们要用一个新的玩意儿，可以监控到所有人的IP地址
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And I promise that we'll be following up on this
而且我向你保证，我们会一直盯着它的
If we suspect that there is a joke coming in
如果我们怀疑又有人来搞恶作剧
Um Chris Kirkland my producer will be contacting the police
嗯...Chris Kirkland，我们的制作人，会报警的
And we'll be um, we'll be following up on this
而且我们...嗯...我们会继续盯着这个的
Ok so we're gonna move on
OK，所以我们来继续吧
And welcome on board go ahead
欢迎上船！