Homecoming
Last week I flew to san diego to see my auntie
On day one I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tanned
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than ********
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day two I ****** her and it was wild
She is such a slut
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink182
Ok, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as I was stepping out of my S U V
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever
Who cares
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever
Atraight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his ***y attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my god I think I'm in love
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink182
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I ****** my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine I do like you
Come to Cancun for springbreak
I'll think about it it could be great
And don't forget to send me a "friend request"
As if