大家好
我是他喵的非洲人，
卖扣姐，
Hi you guys!
这节课我们来讲讲如何
I'm a fu*king African
讲讲如何释放你的
Michael Jack
一二三天内让爱淹没你，
and today,it a story of how to do to the gaoji
刚到一年级有一个惯例，
it's a story of how to set your body free
要给大家讲讲你的故事，
make you fall in love in day one,two,three!
所以我就冲冲冲上去讲，
Yo it's a grade-one rule goes primary
既然学了也用不上，
Big crowds heard with your memory
当个，岂不美哉？
So here I here I go,go,go
当他喵喵喵喵个~，
Learining's something you won't say
所以你听仔细，
Why not be a fu*king gay?
我坦白跟你讲，
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fu*king gay
一切都因为你是个丑，
So listen carefully
哦简直就是个悲剧QAQ，
I'm being frankly
- ( ゜- ゜)つロ
Coz' you are so ugly
哦哦简直就是个放满悲剧的茶几
and it's a tragedy (QAQ)
然后你现在又来问我你为什么是个丑，
duang!
这时候我们就能发现一些神奇的东西，
oh oh tragedy,tragedy(QAQ)
颜值是一切的前提，
so come and ask me why you are so ugly
让你的生活充满爱的色彩，
and we come over with something critical
然而你是个丑and我无能为力，
lesson one you gotta be someone beautiful
所有人都想跟我要效果，
fulfill your heart with love so colourful
我说省省吧省省吧~让你的书都随风而逝吧，
but you're so ugly and I'm not helpful
如果你还是厚着脸皮问我到底怎么办，
and everyone of you want some real effect
只要就能让你飞起！
I say cut it off,cut it off,throw your books and cut it off
需要感悟，哟，需要练习
so stop being shy and you still ask me why
只要找到我们的圣地没错就是哔哩哔哩
just ready to gaoji and you will start to fly
搜完看完玩完你就会永远忘不掉，
Gaoji needs your pratice,yoooo,and your feeling
这就是你唯一需要做的努力，
just find a sacred place and you will know the Bilibili
哔哩哔哩内置了四个大ShuaiBi
watch it search it love it get it and do not forget it
让你超清观看王の奥义，
and that's the only way you will gonna make it
兴趣就是钥匙，
Bilibili inserted 4 SB(s)
释放你的意识
make herrington yell with 1080 HD
你就会拜服于的神迹，
Interest is your key
一天晚上我发现我的电脑受到了攻击，
set your motion free
就这样把这部电影放大再放大，
and gaoji is a miracle so you will believe
一切都会看的分！毫！不！差！
Yo one night I find my machine sabotaged
那为什么这么多年我们还没有普及这个黑科技？
Here we have a great movie,halt,enlarge and enlarge
因为需要积累，
Everything clarified with bright and dark dark
需要冥思，
Everyone shouted with caoniba ba
嘿兄弟交出你的软妹币！
And why's there're so many years and we don't have it?
一人只要450ˊ_>ˋ，
Coz' Gaoji needs an accumlation
中国的家长啊真是千篇一律，
Gaoji needs your meditation
他们总说读书去！读书去！
Hey man show me the money
要不然你就被人轻易击垮了，
Hey man bring your 450(放肆！)
就这么抹掉了你的未来感受迷失理想的痛苦，
Chinese parents and we don't understand
但这原本应该是我们自己去选择的道路，
They say read it,read it
他们总说啊74分就不可原谅，
or you will not beat it
其实中国的孩子都十分卓越，
you ruined your future and you don't know how meet it
无论什么掉东西都要学，
but that's the way and we know how to treat it
就这么了十二年简直就是奇迹！
They say 74 is unreasonable!
兄弟们其实需要真正的爱好与干劲，
coz' Chinese kids are so remarkable!
兄弟们需要强健身体防止提前社经，。
learning everything which is unreliable!
兄弟们也需要一些鼓舞来振奋起来，
masturbated 12 years oh unbelievable!
这一切的来源就是“力”，
You guys need the avocation and the motivation
我打开哔哩哔哩，
You guys must get stronger to prevent the ejaculation
查看查看搜索
You guys need some shitty stuff to get the inspiration
我一搜，A路人，正在搞比利，
It's a new word called Gaojilation
人群当中，
And I open Bilibili
我的头发为什么是绿的呢！！！
check it check it finding
路人这么爱我我一定要努力，
and I found,Aluren,messing with billy
过段时间就可以把基友带回家，。
Among the crowd
无法抗拒的幸福将过去的孤独代替，
why my hair looks Fu*king green!
就这样升华了你的与意识，
Luren loves me so much and I must do Gaoji !
然后你就知道了如何爱上一个！
Pass along the love and bring your buddy home
and you won't say no,you won't feel alone
And you had made your mind and set your body free
and you know how to love with suck a Goubi !
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