Never Trust a Woman
if you aren't a man with a lot of guts
男人的胆子他要是不够大
a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts
一个狗婆娘就能把你拿下
you can't trust one to the corner now a day
这年头，不能彻底相信任何女人
you got to watch your doors
大主意还得自己拿
or she'll cheat you blind
不然就像个睁眼瞎
a woman aren't got but a one track mind
女人的脑子里只有一个想法
you'll find out bud, it's the man who always pays
各种开销都让你来拿
she'll feed you a line that will turn your head
她会对你大吹迷魂话
and you'll marry her and when you're in bed
睡一觉就跟你谈婚论嫁
she'll go through all the pockets in your pants
掏光你的裤袋一个不落
and if you object there'll be a big fight
敢说个不字就得打一架
and chances are it will last all night
这架一打就是一整宿
i'm telling you man you just aren't got a chance
哥们儿告诉你，你都插不上话
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
you'll be sorry if you do
不然你就后悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
she'll just make a monkey out of you
女人只会拿你当猴耍
though women are handy around the house
别看女人房前屋后一把抓
they can't be trusted by man nor mouse
家里的老鼠都不信她的话
it's a shame the way they drag a good man down
她们腐蚀好男人的手段太低下
it's a well-known fact they talk too much
众所周知，女人极其多话
and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
邻居家的芝麻小事到处挖
and paul revere the gossip all around town
保罗老哥的闲话满城播撒
you'll blow your top when they get in your hair
她们挨上你，你一准要气炸
and they'll drive you to drink and man i'll swear
逼得你只想去喝酒放个假
you wish you never seen the light of day
宁可醉死也不想再回家
i'm tipping you off your goose is cooked
我现在是把你救下火刑架
when one of them females gets you hooked
趁那帮娘们没把你钓走
and so you better think it over while you may
还有机会你最好再考虑一下
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
you'll be sorry if you do
不然你就后悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
she'll just make a monkey out of you
女人只会拿你当猴耍
i'm telling you man it's a dirty shame
我告诉你什么事最掉价
to come home late from a poker game
就是你有个牌局晚点回家
to a little wife that's goanna give you heck
你老婆那脸垮得比谁都大
she's sitting alone with a rolling pin
她望着表针一圈一圈划
and will let you have it when you walk in
你一进屋就对着你来一下
and when she gets through with you,
白针子进去红针子出来
you'll be a wreck
您老就完蛋啦
if you had a little nip
有时候你打个小盹
and she smelled your breath
她闻到你口气有点大
she'll start in nagging you half to death
她就能朝着你往死里骂
and bud you'll have to put up
但哥们你只能忍着
with that for life
这辈子就这样了
cause the preacher said for better or worse
因为牧师说了 不管过得是好是差
and until you ride that big black hoarse
直到你七老八十吹灯拔蜡
you just naturally got yourself a wife
你老婆都跟你长在一块啦
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
you'll be sorry if you do
不然你就后悔去吧
never, never trust a woman
永远，永远别信女人
she'll just make a monkey out of you
女人只会拿你当猴耍