#SELFIE

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me
When he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that
To make me jealous
Because he was totally texting me
All night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So like what do you think
Did you think that girl was pretty

How did that girl even get in here
Did you see her
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah
It's not even summer
Why does the DJ keep on
Playing summertime sadness
After we go to the bathroom
Can we go smoke a cigarette
I really need one
But first
Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter
I don't know if I should go
With XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be
I want it to be clever
How about livin' with my bitches
Hashtag live
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down
Let me take another selfie

Selfie
Selfie
Let me take another selfie

Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there
Yeah the one next to the girl
With no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her
Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays
OK let's go take some shots
Oh no I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait never mind I'm fine
Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here
Oh my God Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him
I guess I took a good selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie