Monsta' Rap
Let me tell ya' 'bout a friend of mine A big bad brutha' named Frankenstein
In a torn up ole' monty lookin' mighty fine, I mean the brutha' was smokin' litteraly!
Sewn up with a needle and thread! Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin put his nut's on the side of his head,
What in the world were they thinkin'?
Drackula is afraid of the light, He only comes outta' his coffin at night
Slips out to have him a bite… outta' sombody's neck that is
He's a vampire, vampire bat! Suckin' on blood..it's low in fat!
Cept I don't know if he should really doin that
I mean I hope he practices safe suck's!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Wolfeman howlin' at the moon! Hairy guy's just make me swoon!
Spray's his hair with Vidal Sassoon.... WHAT! You mean that's a weave?!?
Can't see the Invisible Man! Can't see the invisible tan!
Can't see the invisible hand! OWW! Who goosed me!?!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Baby there's a monster livin' inside of you, and me!
Baby there's a monster livin' inside just dieing to be free!
Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Bellah Lugosi and the Poltergeist.
Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and The Addams Family
Pyramid power of the Mummy! Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster's that I love! Freddy Kruger give's good glove!
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde! Christine is the badest ride!
Roger Corman, Barbra Steele! Killer Tomatoes have appeal!
Hanibal Lector sick and mean! Eat your heart with Fatha Beans!
Chuckie's just a living doll! The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!
So's the Amazing Collasle Man, Gammara, Mothra and Rodan
Godzilla tears up Tokyo while the Phantom of the Opera steale the show!
The Blob, the Fly, and the Thing! Edgar Allen Poe and Steven King!
Jason in a Hockey mask! Zombies, freaks and maniacs!
They're the monster's I adore! Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna' scream and holler!
More and more and more and MORE!!!!!!
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap
Monsta' rap, everybody snap everybody moove every body clap