Makin' Whoopee

Another bride another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season another reason
For makin'whoopee
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
The groom is nervous
He answers twice
It's really killin'that
He's so willin'to make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washin dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
What don't forget folks
Thats what you get folks
For makin'whoopee
Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear Well can't you guess
She fells neglected and he's suspected
Of makin'whoopee
She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write
He says he's busy and she say's "is he "
He's makin'whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says you'll pay six to her
He says now judge suppose I fail
The judge says ha budge into jail
You better keep her I think it's cheaper
Then makin'whoopee
Say it's so hope no cheaper
Then makin'whoopee