Happily Ever After

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess
很久很久以前，一位王子问一个美丽的公主
"Will you marry me?"
“妳愿意嫁给我么”
The princess said no
公主说不
And the prince lived happily ever after
从此这位王子就过上了幸福的生活
And he rode motorcycles and ******* skinny
他一天到晚骑摩托车兜风，和身材纤细
Big-titted broads, and hunted and fished
妖娆的有染，然后打猎钓鱼
Whenever the ******* he wanted
随心所欲
And went to naked bars
然后去酒吧
And dated women half his age
和年龄只有他一半的女人约会
And drank whiskey, beer
痛饮威士忌，啤酒
Captain Morgan
摩根船长朗姆酒
And snorted ******* off strippers' asses
从脱衣舞娘的那里吸
And never heard *******ing
然后再没听到过喋喋不休的抱怨
And never paid child support or alimony
从来没有担心过抚养费或者赡养费
And ate *******es and ass-******* cheerleaders
床笫之欢上极力取悦女性，并且啦啦队队长
And kept his house and guns
管理自己的庄园和
And never got cheated on while he was at work
从来不会有工作时刻伴侣出轨这档子事
And all his friends and family thought
然后所有他的好友和家人都觉得
He was ******* cool as hell
他酷得无以复加
And he had tons of money in the bank
然后他在银行有成吨的存款
And he left the toilet seat up
并且家里的马桶盖永远是掀开的
The End
剧终