Welcome to Nowhere

Let me tell you about Petah Tikva
让我来告诉你Petah Tikva
Such a city, everybody loves it!
一座人人热爱的城市
Lots of fun, lots of arts, lots of culture
欢乐、艺术、文化集聚一体的城市
That's Petah Tikva
这就是Petah Tikva
With a "P"!
P开头的
Where you are, this is not Petah Tikva
你现在可不在Petah Tikva
Such a city, nobody knows it!
这是一座无人知晓的城市
Not a fun, not an art, not a culture
荒无人烟，啥都没有
This is Bet Hatikvah
这才是Bet Hatikvah
With a "B"!
B开头的(笑
Like in "boring"
像是百无聊赖的 “百”
Like in "barren"
像是不毛之地的 “不”
Like in "bulls**t"
像是胡说八道的 “八”
Like in "bland"
像是不温不火的 “不”
Like in "basically bleak and beige"
说 “白” 了就像 “白” 草黄云的这样的 “不” 胜枚举
And "blah"
巴拉
Blah, blah
巴拉
Stick a pin in a map of a desert
在沙漠上按个大头针
Build a road to the middle of a desert
向沙漠中心开辟一条小路
Pour cement on the spot in the desert
往沙漠中的那个点倒上一堆水泥
That's Bet Hatikvah
这就是Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to Nowhere
欢迎来到无名之地
Behold
看
Where there was once only desert
Bet Hatikvah曾经是一片沙漠
Is the town of Bet Hatikvah
现在变成了一个小城镇
See, apartments!
看那边的公寓楼
Gaze upon my cafe
再看我的咖啡店
While you're here, be sure to go back and forth
你们在这里的时候一定要
Between my cafe
在那边的公寓楼
And the apartments
跟我的咖啡店之间多转一下
So much to explore!
太多可以探索的东西了(看我会转(看我还会反着转
Pick a sand hill of your choosing
选一个你中意的沙丘
Take some bricks that no one's using
拿一些没人用的石头
Build some buildings
建一些楼房
Put some Jews in
放一些犹太人在里面
Then blah, blah, blah
然后就巴拉+巴拉+巴拉
(Bet Hatikvah!)
Bet Hatikvah!
Here you are, in renowned Bet Hatikvah
你就在 著名(并不)的Bet Hatikvah！
Go ahead, look around Bet Hatikvah
快快去游览观光Bet Hatikvah
Lucky you, you have found Bet Hatikvah
真幸运你找到了Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to Nowhere
欢迎来到无毛之地
With a "B"!
B开头的
Welcome to Nowhere!
欢迎来到无毛之地 (中文翻译文本来自网络