You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
And I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
And given a choice between the two
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

Hello?
Called them by name
Oh...uh...uh I'm Max

From the top of the roof
To the top of the wall
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You are just never be nice

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink (ew) stank (gross) stunk"!
You need a bath

You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch (And brush your teeth)
You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch (wash your hand)

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, I think so
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, hey Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one (You're a mean one)
You're a mean one (You're a mean one)
You're a mean one Mr.

Oh Mr. Grinch