It sounds funny I know
听起来很稀奇
But it really is so
但这就是事实
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
哦 我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很稀奇
But it really is so
但这就是事实
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
哦 我是我祖父
Oh, many, many years ago
哦 许多许多年之前
When I was twenty-three
我那时23岁
I was married to a widow
我娶了一个
Who was pretty as can be
非常漂亮的寡妇
This widow had a grown-up daughter
这个寡妇有一个女儿
Who had hair of red
她一头红发
My father fell in love with her
我父亲和爱上了她
And soon the two were wed
他们很快便结了婚
This made my dad my son-in-law
这样我父亲就成了我的女婿
And changed my very life
改变了我的一生
For my daughter was my mother
那么我的女儿就是我的母亲
'Cause she was my father's wife
因为她是我父亲的妻子
To complicate the matter
这样问题就变得复杂了
Though it really brought me joy
虽然这样带给我不少快乐
I soon became the father
我很快就成为了
Of a bouncing baby boy
一个男婴的爸爸
This little baby then became
这个小婴儿
A brother-in-law to Dad
成了我父亲的内弟
And so became my uncle
也就变成了我的叔叔
Though it made me very sad
虽然这样让我感觉很糟糕
For if he was my uncle
如果他是我叔叔
Then that also made him brother
那么就成了
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
寡妇女儿的兄弟
Who of course is my step-mother
也就是我继母的女儿的兄弟
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很稀奇
But it really is so
但这就是事实
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
哦 我是我祖父
My father's wife then had a son
我父亲的妻子生了
Who kept them on the run
一个蹦蹦跳跳的儿子
And he became my grandchild
他是我孙子
For he was my daughter's son
因为他是我女儿的儿子
My wife is now my mother's mother
我的妻子现在是我母亲的母亲
And it makes me blue
这真让我忧郁
Because although she is my wife
因为虽然她是我妻子
She's my grandmother too
但她也是我祖母
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很稀奇
But it really is so
但这就是事实
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
哦 我是我祖父
Now if my wife is my grandmother
如果我的妻子是我祖母
Then I'm her grandchild
那么我就是她的外孙
And every time I think of it
每次我想起这件事的时候
It nearly drives me wild
这让我几近疯狂
For now I have become
现在我变成了
The strangest case you ever saw
你见过最奇怪的例子了
As husband of my grandma
我祖母(奶奶)的丈夫
I am my own grandpa
我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很稀奇
But it really is so
但这就是事实
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
哦 我是我祖父