Dearly Beloved

Faith Hill - Dearly Beloved

Good mornin', Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They'll stand up at the alter
And solemnly swear I Do
They'll be together forever
'Til they find somebody new

Her daddy's in the front row
Mutterin' oh no, here we go again
We had a couple dates
Now she's three months late
And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh...
Good mornin' dearly beloved
I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side-effects of *** and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me
In a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever
'Till they find somebody new

The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring on her
He's checkin' out the bridesmaids
Thinkin' that me might take
The maid of honor's honor...oh
Welcome, dearly beloved
We are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two
Drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper
And a dragging muffler, too
They'll be together forever
'Till they find somebody new

So raise your glass and join me
Here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together foreeeverrr...
'Til they find somebody new