The Lazy Song

Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Verse 1
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把脚翘高高呆望电风扇
Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants
开著电视手插裤子里
Nobody's gone tell me I can't
谁都没权力管我
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
我就在窝在沙发上 穿著懒人毯
Turn to MTV so they can teach me how to dodge
打开MTV看看他们怎么教我跳街舞
In my castle I'm the freaking man
因为在我地盘他妈我说了算
Pre-Chorus
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
我说了算 我说了算 因为我说的算
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Verse 2
Tomorrow I wake up do some p90x
明天起床练成肌肉男
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice ***
找个小妞做个小爱
She gonna scream out this is great
她会说“太棒了”
I might mess around n get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出个大学文凭
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
我打赌老爸一定以我为荣
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但 抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
Pre-Chorus
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
我说了算 我说了算 因为我说了算
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Bridge
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的乱发
Cause I ain't going no where
反正我也不去哪里
No no no no....
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
And let everything hang loose
所有事都放松吧
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想赖在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
电话也懒得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱里留话吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为今天我发誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Nothing at all
啥都不干