Greatest Comedian

You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
你是俏皮佳人,也是杂货铺游转的路人
You're the highest quality hardwood door
你似那硬木门般质量上等
You're the final wartime piece of bread
你似最终战时下的面包片松软香酥
You once told me that you hate the shaven head
你曾向我吐露你讨厌极了这被剃光的头
I want you so
我想你也是
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
上帝他一定是我所认识的最杰出的喜剧演员了
To put you so far away
他将你推至千里
He put you so far away
将你推至千里

这世上的"大卫"和"珍妮"随处可见
There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
到处可以看见浅浅发色的稚气少年
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
密友们在工作,领结和金钱里纠缠
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
还有和我一样的人们 - 最糟的垃圾白人(White Trash是一种带有贬义的美式英语)
There are people like me - the whitest trash
我想你也是
I want you so
上帝他一定是我所认识的最杰出的喜剧演员了
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
他将你推至千里
To put you so far away
将你推至千里
He put you so far away
我曾听说过

耶稣是一个非常俊俏的女孩子
I have heard
如果是这样的话
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
我祈祷她会看起来有一些像现在的你
If she were
我还听说过
I'd bet she'd look something like you now
有一些人总觉得整个地球是一套合住公寓
I have heard
如果是这样的话
That some people feel the Earth is flat
我又怎么会到哪里都不见你的身影
But if it were
怎么会到处都看不见你的...
How come I don't see you anywhere
我想你也是
How come I don't see you any...
上帝他一定是我所认识的最杰出的喜剧演员了

他将你推至千里
I want you so
将你推至千里
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
我想你也是
To put you so far away
上帝他一定是我所认识的最杰出的喜剧演员了
He put you so far away
他将你推至千里
I want you so
将你推至千里
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
To put you so far away
He put you so far away