Munchausen -No Bra
Hi my name is Munchausen how are you
Really my name is Munchausen too where are you from
Ethiopia but really I'm german
You know how they say ethiopians are germans dipped in chocolate
Yeah I heard of that i'm from bulgaria
Yeah I've been there
Really where did you stay
I can't remember I was drunk
I think I was passing through on my way
To olympia to become a riot girl
Really I almost opened a gallery there once with ellen von unwerth
Yeah I remember that but I organized a radical picnic with kathleen hannah
Really I used to be in bratmobile
Really was once very briefly in a band called clock dva
Really I like listening to karl-heinz munchausen
Yeah me too I love karl-heinz munchausen
I used to like share a flat with him
Really I shagged him once
Really I used to piss on him every day
Really we used to work at top shop together and steal money from the tills
Really I got syphilis once in top shop
Really I had syphilis stage 3
Really I had nsu
Really I had bpm
Me too
Hey I'm gonna have an exhibition here in two weeks
Really I'm gonna have a performance here in three weeks
I'm gonna throw myself around and then I'm gonna cut myself 23times
Really I haven't had a shag in like 23minutes
Really I haven't had a job in like ten years
Really I used to live without electricity for ten years
Really I used to share a squat with nina hagen in camden
And she used to make pizza out of dead cats
Really I met david blaine in kokon to zai the other day
Oh yeah we used to like hang out together in brazil
Really my uncle designed the palace of dawn in brasilia
Really my uncle designed the anal staircase
Really my uncles cock is like 12inches long
Yeah but my cock is like 14inches long
Really mine too
But my cock was once amputated after a motorcycling accident
Well I was once involved in a plane crash
But david hasselhoff saved me from the ashes
Really I was cremated once
Really I was born with only one leg
Really you know I think f a ncy you
Really so do I
Munchausen