Virus Alert (Main Version)

Weird Al Yankovic
“怪人” 艾尔·扬科维奇
Virus Alert
病毒警报

嘿，大家伙，竖起你们的耳朵听好了
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
真的想给你一个警告
Really wanna give you a warning
因为今天早上我发现了
'Cause I found out this morning
一个危险的，阴险的计算机病毒
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
如果收到了题目为“ Stinky Cheese”的电子邮件
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
在任何情况下
Better not go taking your chances
都不要打开它，如果你打开了
Under no circumstances, should you open it
他将会....
Or else it will
将你的文件翻译成斯瓦希里语

让你的TV唱片都变成男高音
Translate your documents into Swahili
阉割掉你的宠物，把你刚洗好的衣物弄上静电
Make your TV record "Gigli"
小心！
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
它将使你的计算机屏幕冻结
Look out!
清除掉你的DVD彩蛋
It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
小心！
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
小心！
Look out!
还要清除硬盘驱动器和备份
Look out!
任何与你相关的人的硬盘都会遭殃
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
病毒警报！
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件

将这条消息转发给所有人
Virus alert!
很快，非常快，它将使所有油漆从墙上脱落
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
让你的的键盘全部变得黏糊糊的
Forward this message on to everybody
给你的贵宾犬种草莓

并将你的现金投资于欧洲迪斯尼
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
然后它将捆绑你的电话，进行长途的电话恶作剧
It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
将钟调回一小时然后开始浪费淋浴时间
Give your poodle a hickey
所以现在就把它扔进回收站，不然他就会
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
给你决定一个永久的联姻
Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
合法的将你的名字改成雷鬼
It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
甚至破坏你池子中的酸碱平衡
So just trash it now, or else it will
小心！

它将让你的脸从头骨上融化
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
小心！
Legally change your name to Reggie,
让iPod只播放Jethro Tull
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
小心

在你想睡觉的时候一直给你讲敲门笑话
Look out!
小心！
It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
让你的身体变得对羊很有吸引力
Look out!
小心！
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
它会窃取你的身份和信用卡
Look out!
小心！
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
给你买一个满是粉红色紧身连衣裤的仓库
Look out!
小心！
And make you physically attracted to sheep
之后造成时间和空间上的重大裂痕
Look out!
然后到处留下一堆Twinkie包装纸
Steal your identity and your credit cards
没错，这是个...
Look out!
病毒警报！
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件
Look out!
将这条消息转发给所有人
Then cause a major rift in time and space
病毒警报！
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件
That’s right it’s a...
将这条消息转发给所有人

为你所有的朋友敲响警钟，发给所有人
Virus alert!
告诉你认识的所有人，现在就告诉大家
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
如果你被感染了，你会希望自己从未出生过
Forward this message on to everybody
所以在它把你所有的小电影发送到你外婆的电子邮箱之前

关掉你的电脑并确定他完全关机了
Virus alert!
将其扔进深四十三英尺的坑中
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
把它完全埋起来，石头和巨石也没事
Forward this message on to everybody
然后烧掉你上网冲浪时所有穿过的衣服！
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
病毒警报！
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件

将这条消息转发给所有人
If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
病毒警报！
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
将这条消息转发给所有人
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
病毒警报！
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
在有人中招之前立即删除邮件
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
将这条消息转发给所有人

为你所有的朋友敲响警钟，发给所有人
Virus alert!
告诉你认识的所有人，现在就告诉大家
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
你还等什么呢？
Forward this message on to everybody
赶快把它转发给你认识的每个人！

现在快点发送按钮！
Virus alert!
Edit by Jsliw
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!

Edit by Jsliw