Dentist!

[ORIN]When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
(What did she say?)
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
(You'll be a dentist)
You have a talent for causin' things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]Here he is, girls
the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb!
[ORIN]Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
I am your dentist
(Goodness, gracious!)
And I enjoy the career that I picked
(Ya' love it!)
I am your dentist
(Fitting braces)
And I get off on the pain I inflict
(You really love it)
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will start screaming like holy rollers
(Dentist)
And though it may cause my patients distress
(Distress)
Somewhere in Heaven above me
I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!
(Ah!)
Say ah!
(Ah!)
Say ah!)
(Ah!)
Now spit!