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Doctor Destruction, he's our next target
But he also goes by Doc D
Uh, listen Jet
This guy's a major player in the syndicate, operates all around the asteroids
Are you listening to me?
Three days ago there was a big shoot out between his group and a rival syndicate
He killed his own guys then took off like the wind
Word is, he's hiding out with some sweet thing in Tijuana
TJ? That place is for small fries
Yeah, well this small fry is worth two and a half million
Ayo, ayo
I f**ked your whole sh*t
Leave your wig split like, oh shit, this my opus
I just f**ked three bitches that look like the witchеs from Hocus Pocus
Lyrically, I'm Zach Galifianakis
I got nuclear codes and access to wormholеs around the universe
And I'm not afraid to use 'em, better text me back, b***h
'Fore I explode this galaxy
Goddamn, you know it's me, f**k
You know you can't set this thing free in the world, let alone the universe
I can do anything I want to, I've created the demon, now it's time to let him destroy the universe
Oh no, Doctor Destruction should not be released, you can't do it, I won't let you
You really think that you can stop me, Vorgon?
I've done it before, master