Inside of Every Demon Is a Rainbow (feat. PrinceWhateverer)

I have a dream I'm here to tell.
我想在这里倾诉一个梦想
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel.
关于一个奇妙的、梦幻般的新客栈
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
对，它是独一无二的，就建在这地狱
Catering to a specific clientele
只招待特定的用户
Inside of every demon is a rainbow
每个恶魔内心都有一道彩虹
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile.
每个罪人内心都有灿烂的微笑
Inside of every creepy, hatcher-wielding maniac
每个令人不寒而栗的斧头杀人魔内心
is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
都有一个天真无邪喜欢吃小蛋糕的孩子
We can turn around
我们可以感化他们
They'll be Heaven-bound
他们就可以去天堂
With just a little time
只需一些时间
Down at the Happy Hotel
呆在快乐客栈
So all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos
所以你们这些瘾君子 怪胎 变态
Creepers, f**k-up, crooks and zeros
奇葩 混蛋 骗子还有废物
And downfallen superheroes
以及堕落的超级英雄
Help is here
希望就在这儿！
All of you cretins ,slobs and losers
你们所有白痴 懒汉 失败者
Sexual deviants and boozers
性变态和酒鬼
And prescription drug abusers
还有药物滥用者
Need not fear.
永远也不用
Forever again
再担心了
We'll cure your sin
我们会救赎你的罪恶
We'll make you well
我们会让你好起来
You'll feel so well
你会感到前所未有的快乐
Right here in Hell
就在这地狱中
At the Happy Hotel
就在这座快乐客栈里
There'll be no more fire and no more screams
再也不会有火焰和尖叫
Just puppy dog kisses and cotton candy dreams
有的只是小狗勾的亲吻和棉花糖一样甜美的梦乡
And puffy-wuffy clouds
还有软绵绵的云朵
You're gonna be like, "Wow!"
你一定会惊讶的
Once you check in with meeee
只要你随我入住这个客栈
So all your cartoon porn addictions
所有你的卡通色|情癖好
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
素食主义者的咆哮 灵异的预测
Ancient Roman crucifixions
古罗马十字架
End right here
都在这里终结
All you monsts, thieves, and crazies
你们这些怪物 小偷 疯子
Cannibals and crying babies
食人族和哭泣的婴儿
Frothing mouthers full of rabies
狂犬病患者
Fill with cheer
都尽情狂欢吧
You'll be complete
你的人生将会完整
It'll be so neat
一切都井然有序
Our services can't be beat
我们的服务无人能比
You'll be on easy street
你将会过得悠游自在
Yes！ Life will be sweet
没错！生活就会变得甜美
At the Happy Hotel
在这快乐客栈中！
YEAH!