Love by Numbers

Number 3, she was just like me,

But I’ll never know why she left so suddenly
Number 4 was a total bore

She spent so many nights knocking at my door
If it’s love by numbers

I really feel less than zero

It’s a one plus one kind of rumba
It always ends below zero
I’m way too old to give it a go
I remember number 9

I think she was dating a good friend of mine
Number 7 was a match made in heaven

She wanted too much and I couldn’t get even
If it’s love by numbers

I really feel less than zero

It’s a one plus one kind of rumba
It always ends below zero
It’s way too cold for me to go

I’m way too old to give it a go

It’s far too late for me I know oh oh
If it’s love by numbers

I really feel less than zero

It’s way too cold for me to go
I’m way too old to give it a go
From day one oh I always knew

You’d be on top of my list oh my number 2
Where are you?