Iain and Deanna (Live in London)
You walk into the office
In your corporate attire
It's only morning teatime
Yet I'm burning with desire
I'll catch you in the corridor
A smart, casual blouse
You brush past my cubicle
I'm instantly aroused
I watched you at your desk this morning
Filling out some spreadsheets
I could not help but picture you
Spread out on my bedsheets
I watch you from the water cooler
Talking to Finance
I had to take my paper cup
And pour it down my pants
Well, let's get out of these clothes
First get out of this office
Is that a tent in your pants?
No, that's a two-bedroom cottage
Gonna feel your boober
In the back of the Uber
I'm going to play with your jacksie
While you pay for the taxi
Well, you look good in that skirt
And you look good in that shirt
Well, you look so good it hurts
And then we... uh-uh!
Oh, just two irresistible forces
The tension is mounting
Oh, I'm Deanna from human resources
And I'm Ian from accounting
Well, you've waxed your legs
Your legs are looking smooth
Your legs are looking fine
I've only waxed one leg
The left leg
Then I ran out of time
Well, you've got one hot leg
You're intoxicating
You smell so sweet
It's like confectionery
Thanks, it's my deodorant
You've been learning big words
From a big work book
A dictionary?
Yeah, that's it, thanks
You've removed your clothes
And my underclothes
You look good nude
Yeah, I do
Cause I had a spray tan
Been working on my pecs
And I trimmed my pubes
And they're the prefect length of pubes, oh
Can't fight this fire
Can't fight this feeling
Let's take it higher
I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling
You can touch my boob
Just like they do in Rude Move
Cause when we finish, we'll have
To replace all the duvets
Oh, it's just human nature
Yeah, it's a primal calling
Oh, I'm Deanna
Deanna from HR
And I'm Ian from accounting
Oh, can't put out this fire
No, not even with a fountain
Oh, we are bound by human desire
And I'm Ian from accounting
You've been learning *** moves
Cause you just touched my nips
Yes, I've been reading Cosmo
For clothes advice and *** tips
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Hey girls, spice things up
Try touching his nips
Oh, we couldn't fight this fire
Couldn't fight this feeling
We took it higher
Now let's wipe off the ceiling
We should go back to work
Well, I've got spunk on my shirt
I'm going to wipe down the ottoman
Oh, that I had my bottom on
I had a good time Ian
Oh, I had a great time Deanna
We should throw out that rug
I wouldn't eat that banana
Oh, just two irresistible forces
It's a primal calling
Oh, I'm Deanna from human resources
And I'm Ian from accounting
Deanna from HR
Ian from accounting