The Unpredictable Landlord

Your unhappy accidents want a word with you.
你不开心的意外遭遇想对你说句话
your tenants of contingency want to speak to you.
你的突发事件代理人想和你谈谈
These conditions deserve attention.
这些境况应该受到关注
This place where we live in unhealthy.
这个我俩曾一起不羁生活过的地方
Everyone deserves decency.
所有人都受到应有的礼仪问候
This is the kind of place you wouldn't drag you mother into...
这是那样的一种地方啊 你不会把你母亲拽入
even though everyone's mother brought everyone here.
即使所有人的母亲都带他们来这
But if I had been in her place,
但若我踏入过她的心地
I can't say I wouldn't have done things the same.
我不敢声称我不会与他人同流合污
No word's more misused than "absurd,"
没有比“荒谬”更容易被滥用的词
but no word's more absurd than "misused."
但没有哪个词比“滥用”更荒谬
so fix this place. the ceiling's leaking from everywhere.
所以 修理下这地方吧 屋顶到处都在漏水
bricks and beams are falling from the sky.
墙砖和栋梁从天空中坠落
And no one deserves to live here.
没有人应该苟活于此