Driving in My Car

I've been driving in my car
It's not quite a
JaguarI bought it in
Primrose Hill
From a bloke from
BrazilIt was made in fifty-nine
In a factory by the
TyneIt says
Morris on the door
The G.P.O. owned it before
I drive in it for my job
The governor calls me a slob
But I don't really care
Give me some gas and the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week
I changed the oil
The rocker valves and the coil
Just last week
I changed the oil
Last week it went 'round the clock
I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender
He learnt not to park on a bender
I've been driving in my car
It don't look much but
I've been far
I drive up to
Muswell Hill
I've even been to
Selsey Bill
I drove along the
A45I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day
You're mistaken what could
I sayThe tires were a little worn
They were
O.K., I could have sworn
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied
I've got this far
I like driving in my car
It don't look much but
I've been far
I like driving in my car
Even with a flat tire
I like driving in my car
It's not quite a
JaguarI like driving in my car
I'm satisfied
I've got this far