7 Rings Parody (I'm Poor)

Breakfast at diners I'll take the cheap special
Girls who are broken whose parents can't help 'em
Lashes and diamonds I can't have these things
Wish I could buy all my favorite things
Been through bad sh*t too turned me to a sad b**ch
Got nothin' from it but student loan baggage
I've got big dreams too but acting's so hard
Wish I could write my own checks like the stars
My watch stopped workin' my necklace broken
Make small deposits my gloss from Walgreens
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, It's knotted?
I see it, I like it, I want it, can't buy it
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I wait until that shit's on clearance
Once that it is, it's out of season
Wearin' a ring it's from Target last Christmas
Couldn't afford anything from my wish list
I'm eating ramen both days of the weekend
Wanna eat protein, but can't afford chicken
I'm the one who said cash can't solve your problems
but I'm just jealous of Ari it's obvious
Working so hard at my 9 to 6 job
Still can't afford those red bottoms nu-uh
My mind day dreamin' of havin' freedom
to spend on things I see in season
I bought this hair piece for this project
Hope that they take returns, no problems
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I wait until that shit's on clearance
Once that it is, it's out of season
Yea, my bedsheets be lookin' all holed up
that job ain't got healthcare? Then hold up
Black card? I don't know that card
All I know is my house on foreclosure
I don't mean to brag but I be like wearin' dirty rags, yuh
When you see my Dad
ask if he'll lend a hand, yea
Get home from work, pay my bills. Ain't got no time to just chill
I be fa real
Budgetin' is a big deal
so that I don't have to steal
Here my rent check, here my rent check Just please don't deposit until I say yea
Ain't got no savings, but that's what I get
For majorin' in social work
I'm such a wreck
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I want it, I save it, on sale yet? can't pay it
I wait until that shit's on clearance
Once that it is, it's out of season