Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side
我以为大家都站在我这边
But I went and blew it all sky high
所以鼻子翘上了天
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
现在她都懒得瞅我一眼
All just because I ripped my pants
所有的这一切都因为，我撕破了裤子
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
当龙虾拉里把他放倒
Spongebob turned into a clown
海绵宝宝却借此出洋相
And no girl ever wants to dance
事实上没一个姑娘能看上
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
一个撕破了裤子的傻蛋
I know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse
我知道我不该到处出丑，不该乱讲
But the pain feels so much worse
现在我感觉好糟
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
没完没了的犯傻会讨人嫌
Then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
何况我的屁股被晒伤，还沾上了沙子
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
现在我懂得了一个道理
So listen and you won't regret
听着，希望你不会犯同样的错误
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
做你自己，不要卖傻
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
那么你就不会到头来只是一个撕破裤子的傻蛋