In the Land of Grey and Pink
In the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts
stop to think
They'll be coming back again, those nasty grumbly grimblies
And they're climbing down your chimney,
yes they're trying to get in
Come to take your money, isn't it a sin, they's so thin
They've black buckets in the sky
Don't leave your dad in the rain
Cigarettes burn bright tonight
They'll all get washed down the drain
So we'll sail away for just one day to the land
where the punk **** grows
Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes
And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm
and green
Pick our fill of punk **** and smoke it till we bleed,
that's all we'll need
While sailing back in morning light
We'll wash our teeth in the sea
And when the day gets really bright
We'll go to seed drinking tea
So we'll sail away for just one day to the land
where the punk **** grows
Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes
And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm
and green
Pick our fill of punk **** and smoke it till we bleed,
that's all we'll need
They've black buckets in the sky
Don't leave your dad in the rain
Cigarettes burn bright tonight
They'll all get washed down the drain