The Fright Before Christmas
This time every year
每年的这时候
I am forced to face my fears
我都被迫直面我的恐惧
As hoards of evil villains come to stay
只因那群邪恶的暴徒都会来此拜访
Smiling ear to ear
咧嘴开怀大笑
And spreading blood and gore and cheer
并开始撒播血淋淋的痛苦和欢愉
Instead of killing things in their video games
而不是在他们自己的游戏里杀人如麻
But this Christmas Eve
可是这个平安夜
As I sit scrolling through my Steam
当我扫过我的Steam文件夹
Waiting for it all to start again
等着盛宴再临时
Darkness fills the screen
黑暗侵入并灌满了屏幕
And every pixel starts to scream
每个像素点还开始尖叫
I think this year I get to go to them
我想今年轮到我去拜访他们了
班迪还有温迪戈
Bendy and the Wendigo
在与瘦长鬼影一同讲笑话
Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over
去“咖啡机”那来杯热可可吧
Cocoa from SCP-294
此时鲍里斯和天使爱丽丝
Whilst Boris and Alice Angel
帮着骰子王摆放餐具
Help King Dice set the tables
而杀手猴们则在磨厉以须
And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
节日躲猫猫中的巴迪老师已经数到10
Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide-and-seek
小猪就藏在桌子上
Piggy's hiding on the tables
嘴里还叼着一个苹果
With an apple in her teeth
奶奶靠着炉火坐下
Granny's sitting by the fire
她只想好好打个盹
She's just trying to get some sleep
卡通猫卧在她的膝上
And Cartoon Cat is in her lap
可惜重得有点不适合
But won't fit on the seat
这可不是我能享受的圣诞节的类型
原本坐在电脑前的我
This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
跟着“滑落至虚空”
I was sat at my computer
到处都是恶贯满盈的坏人们
Then I slid into the void
他们都能一下解决我
Filled to the brim with villains
但是他们正全神贯注地
Who could all have me destroyed
开箱他们的新玩具
But they're all too preoccupied
每年364天都选择污秽的他们
With opening their toys
没有空闲时间从杀戮中抽身
现在保管者把内脏
364 days a year they're rather vicious
混进圣诞饼干中
There's not much time off in the killing business
这里就是圣诞前的惊吓会
Now the Keeper's leaving giblets
瑞克早就跑去溜冰了
On the plate with Santa's biscuits
正当傀儡们在精心烹饪
Here upon the fright before Christmas
罗德则准备了夹杂血肉和头发的冰淇淋
船员和之中的内鬼
The Rake has gone ice skating
正与来自《失忆症》的怪物交换礼物
Whilst the puppets do the baking
但每当我多看一眼
And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
就会少掉一名船员
Crewmates and Impostors
邪恶修女带着地狱祭司们
Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
举行了一场特别的午夜礼拜
But each time I look
向着古神和恶魔们
There's one less Crewmate there
（一共足足有30多种信仰）
The Evil Nun and Hell Priests
亚当·麦金泰尔和杰弗里·霍克上演了一出节日庆典
Hold a special midnight service
如果你有些口燥
To ancient gods and devils
那么弗朗西斯·约克·摩根可是带了一个保温杯呢
(There's like 30 different versions)
在364天中他们邪恶地度过了一年
Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
命运先生向我保证新年即万物重归正轨的起点
And if you're thirsty
弗兰克·惠特尔（他由stup配音）让我有些耳熟
The Francis York Morgan brought a thermos
但我肯定这只是巧合
这些恐惧只在圣诞节前展现
364 days a year they're rather vicious
塔西·特里亚农和红怪正在
Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
坐着观看节目《Carry On》
Frank Whittle sounds familiar
尽管仍是他们的荧幕时间
But I'm sure it's just coincidence
而邻居和尼弥西斯
Here upon the fright before Christmas
等着玩世嘉的经典主机Genesis
这有一些Sonic.exe给出的速通方法
Tasi Trianon and the Carrion
魅惑摇滚费兹熊乐队
Are sitting watching Carry On films
虽然还没上线但也为圣诞节奏出旋律
Whilst it's still their turn on the TV
不过瓦妮似乎知道我的真名（Greg Holgate）
As the Neighbor and the Nemesis
这让我有些大惊失色
Wait to play on the Genesis
源于《恐鬼症》的鬼魂们在四周挂起彩灯
For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe
然后警笛头开始高颂赞歌
The Glamrock Fazbear gang
结果把它们全部吹落了
Have got that rocking Christmas sound
这并不像是往年的圣诞宴会
But Vanny seems to know my name
我一开始坐在电脑前
And it's freaking me out
结果却滑入了虚空
The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
落到这群歹徒中间
Then Siren Head comes carllong
一不留神就会被灭杀
And blows them all back down
然而他们忙于
拿出送给他们的玩具
This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
一年有364天他们都充满恶意
I was sat at my computer
在屠杀中他们实在是没空
Then I slid into the void
莫妮卡和病娇酱
Filled to the brim with villains
为了送给我的礼物而大打出手
Who could all have me destroyed
我们在此庆祝圣诞节前的恐怖之夜
But they're all too preoccupied
我在我的电脑桌前醒来
With opening their toys
经过这么多盛典欢乐后
我思考着能否再见到
364 days a year they're rather vicious
我的朋友们，明年的话
Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
虽然他们真的太受欢迎
Monika and Yandere-chan
这再明显不过了
Are fighting over my gifts as
——可是连着做了三部圣诞影片
We celebrate the fright before Christmas
我真的用光所有灵感了！
364天都是他们这年的堕落日
I wake up at my computer
无法再有休息时间从谋杀中稍微放松
After all the festive cheer
我急需一次理智值检查
Wondering if I'll get to see
毕竟最后我亲眼目睹了如此多的魑魅魍魉
My friends again next year
这是圣诞前最后的惊吓了
As though they're really popular
现在为您呈现的是《圣诞前的惊吓》
It's evidently clear
好好享受这次惊吓——在圣诞之前
That after doing three of these
（各位圣诞快乐呀:D）
I'm all out of ideas
364 days a year they're rather vicious
Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business
I'll need a new meter
After all the things I've witnessed
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright, before Christmas
The End