Selfie
When Jason was at the table
当杰森坐在桌子旁边的时候
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
我看见他和其他女孩子在一起的时候总喜欢盯着我
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
你觉得他那样做只是为了让我嫉妒吗？
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
因为他昨天晚上发了一整晚的消息给我
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
我不知道他是想约炮还是咋的
So, what, what do you think?
所以，哎你怎么看？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你觉得那个女孩好看吗？
How did that girl even get in here?
我都不知道她是怎么混进来的
Do you see her?
你看见没？
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她怎么那么矮，裙子也那么土（嫌弃）
Who wears cheetah?
现在谁还穿豹纹啊？(白眼）
It's not even summer
现在又不是夏天
Why does the DJ keep on playing 'Summertime Sadness'?
为什么DJ总是播放Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette?
冲完澡之后我们去抽根烟吧
I really need one
我必须得抽一根
But first, let me take a selfie
不过首先，先让我拍张自拍
Let me take a selfie
让我先拍张自拍
Can you guys help me pick a filter
你们大伙能帮我挑个滤镜吗
I don't know if I should go XXpro or Valencia
我实在不知道是该用XXpro还是Valencia
I want to look tan
我想看起来美黑一点
What should my caption be?
我应该发点什么文字呢
I want it to be clever
我想看起来机智一点
How about living with my *******, #live
"和我的小婊贝们在一起~ #live"怎么样?
I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
五分钟才收到了十个赞
Do you think I should take it down?
你说我是不是该把它删了？
Let me take another selfie
让我再来张自拍
Selfie, selfie
自拍，自拍
Let me take a selfie
让我先拍张自拍
Wait, pause
蛤？等等
Jason just liked my selfie
杰森刚刚点赞了我的自拍
What a creep
搞什么？！
Is that guy sleeping over there?
那家伙现在还睡在那里吗？
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
对，就是挨着那个女孩没穿鞋的那个
That's so ratchet
太搞了
That girl is such a fake model
那个女的整的跟个假模特一样
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
我敢说她ins上的粉丝肯定都是买来的
Who goes out on Mondays?
谁大周一的出去玩啊
Okay, let's go take some shots
来，咱们再喝几杯
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢，不行，我感觉我快要吐了
Oh wait, nevermind, I'm fine, let's go dance
等等，没事，我很好，咱们跳舞去吧
There's no vodka at this table
这桌上没酒了
Do you know anyone else here?
这里你还认识其他人吗？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
我的天呐，杰森刚刚给我发消息了
Should I go home with him?
我该和他一起回家吗？
I guess I took a good selfie
我猜我那张自拍一定很好看
Let me take a selfie
让我拍张自拍
Let me take a selfie
让我拍张自拍
Let me take a selfie
让我拍张自拍