Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓今儿我什么都不干
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
我把脚翘老高瞪着风扇发愣
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
打开电视把我的手放在我的裤子
Nobody will tell me I can't
谁都别告诉我我不能
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我会歪在沙发上窝在我温暖的窝窝里
Click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
换到MTV台看他们教我跳舞
Because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因为在我的城堡上我就是爷
Oooh yes I said
是啊我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it cause I can
我就说了怎么的吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all
什么也不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
呜呼呜呼呼
Nothing at all
什么也不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
呜呼呜呼呼
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x
明儿我会爬起来做点儿健身操
Find a real nice girl
认识个超棒的妞儿
Have some really nice ***
做点儿超棒的事
And she's gonna scream out this is great
她会大叫太厉害了
Oh this is great
太厉害了
Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠搞个文凭啥的
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得骄傲了
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹您还得再等等
Oooh yes I said it
是啊我说了
I said it
我说了
I said cause I can
我就说了怎么的吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up the phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓今儿我什么都不干
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不我连头发都不梳
Cause I ain't going anywhere
因为我哪儿都没打算去
no no no no no noooo
不不不不不
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我就光着屁股大摇大摆
And let everything hang loose
一切都放轻松点儿
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
耶耶耶耶耶
Oh Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言吧
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all
什么都不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
呜呼呜呼呼
nothing at all
什么都不干
Wuho wuho hooo~
呜呼呜呼呼
Nothing at all
什么都不干
the lazy song（大猪蹄子）