One's on the Way

They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France
And Jackies seen in a discotheque doin a brand new dance
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin
The faucet is a drippin and the kids are a bawlin
One of them a toddlin and one is a crawlin and ones on the way
Im glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbies out in Vegas workin up a brand new act
While the TVs showin Newlyweds a real fun game to play
But here in Topeka the screen doors a bangin
The coffees boilin over and the wash needs a hangin
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin and ones on the way
Now what was I doin Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone
Hello honey whats that you say youre bringin a few ole buddies home
Youre callin from a barn get away from there
No not you honey I was talkin to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell
Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well Ill be
The girls in New York City they all march for womens lib
And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin
The dog is a barkin and the floor needs a scrubbin
One needs a spankin and one needs a huggin Lord ones on the way
Oh gee I hope it aint twins again