Baby Got Back

'Baby Got Back'
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys girlfriends.
But, yknow, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I cant believe its just so round, its like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
Shes just so ... black!
[ Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers cant deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans shes wearing
Im hooked and I cant stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get witcha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you aint that average groupy
Ive seen them dancin
The hell with romancin
Shes sweat, wet,
Got it goin like a turbo Vette
Im tired of magazines
Sayin flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like em round, and big
And when Im throwin a gig
I just cant help myself, Im actin like an animal
Now heres my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I aint talkin bout Playboy
Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lots in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So Im lookin at rock videos
Watchin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
Ill keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I wont cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f*k*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of simps wont like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And Id rather stay and play
Cause Im long, and Im strong
And Im down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby . .. when it comes to females, Cosmo aint got nothin
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if shes 53'.