that是my story (album version)

Written：Lee Roy Parnell/Tony Haselden
I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said where you been, so I thought real hard and said,
I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard
She said you dont know it boy but you just blew it
I said well thats my story and Im stickin to it
Thats my story, thats my story
Well I aint got a witness I cant prove it but
Thats my story and Im stickin to it
Well I got that deer in the headlights look
She read my face like the cover of a book, and said
Dont expect me to believe all that static
Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered, well thats my story and Im stickin to it
Thats my story, thats my story
Thats my story, thats my story
Well I aint got a witness I cant prove it but
Thats my story and Im stickin to it
You know time comes when a wise man knows the best thing
That he can do is just look her up in the eye
And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth
Well honey me and the boys played cards all night
Wasnt no hanky panky not a woman in sight
And I know I shoulda called and baby Im really sorry
Lets get a cellular phone then you wont have to worry
You know how much I love you and darling Im ready to prove it
And thats my story and Im stickin to it
Thats my story, thats my story
Thats my story, thats my story
Well I aint got a witness and you know I cant prove it but
Thats my story and Im stickin to it
You know I aint gonna do a thing
Unless you approve it and
Thats my story and Im stickin to it