Brad Pitt's Cousin

Slick shit man, thats all we do, hoe
小子，你知道哥都乾過什麼嗎
That little homie let me talk my truth
給哥聽好了，讓哥來叫你做人
Made an Instagram for my cat
哥給我的貓開了個微博
And my cat doesnt even rap
她不說說唱
And got more followers than you
粉絲多過馬建國
Hold up, let me get my cat a bar
還沒完呢，我還給它買了個酒吧
Shes filthy, hey Cairo come here baby
因為她實在浪的飛起。嘿，Cairo寶貝，過來
(Meow) Now my cats more famous than you ever will be
哥的貓的名聲你這輩子都別想達到了
I been hustling, you cant tell me nothing
老子忙得飛起，沒空聽你扯皮
Im Brad Pitts ugly cousin
我是布拉德皮特的好兄弟
But when youre drunk at the wedding, still gon fuck him
在他的婚禮敢和他狂幹幾斤
When you see me in the club
當你看到我來酒吧
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Angelina show me love
她老婆也向我示愛
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
沒關係，我是他兄弟
You got me fucked up
當你毀了我的場子
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Like you dont know whats up
別裝純好像什麼都不知道
Bradley, hes cuzo
記清楚了，布拉德皮特，哥的兄弟
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
安吉麗娜朱莉這個檔次的美女都是我的
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
你要是能泡到也給哥秀一個看看
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
安吉麗娜朱莉這個檔次的美女都是我的
All my Angelinas, if you got it let me see it
你要是能泡到也給哥秀一個看看
Youre embarrassed huh?
現在知道裝逼失敗臉紅了？
Im in Paris, bruh
哥都已經飛到巴黎了
You brought your whole crew
你裝逼都帶上你的兄弟
Im with my parents, bruh
我旅遊都帶上我的雙親
Every white dude in America went to the barber shop
現在全美的帥哥都在湧向理髮店
'Give me the Macklemore haircut'
讓理髮師給他們剪我的髮型
Australia, they heard of me
哥在澳洲名聲大震
Germany, they heard of me
在德國呼風喚雨
Japan, they heard of me
在日本一統說唱
Its a murder scene, you gon learn some things
現在讓你見識見識，知道什麼叫顏面掃地
My dick named Ron Burgundy
江湖上都叫我李云迪
Im bad news with a pan flute
雖然哥不會彈鋼琴
In a plaid suit, no can do
即使你給我套上西裝
No, uh uh, I dont work for free
我也不會給你面子來一曲
I used to smoke that purple weed
哥是沉迷過毒品
Sip a bunch of purple drink
飲料都混可卡因
That shit did not work for me
但我已經痛改前非
And now I just sip herbal tea
現在只品鐵觀音
Im posted at the swapmeet in a robe eating Churchs wings
我的頭像都能印在門口教堂的勳章上
So cold, so cold, no emergen-C
你就說叼不叼，你暈了哥也不會餵你維C
When you see me in the club
當你看到我來酒吧
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Angelina show me love
她老婆也向我示愛
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
沒關係，我是他兄弟
You got me fucked up
當你毀了我的場子
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Like you dont know whats up
別裝純好像什麼都不知道
Brad Pitt, Brad, Pitt
記清楚了，布拉德皮特，哥的兄弟
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
安吉麗娜朱莉這個檔次的美女都是我的
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
你要是能泡到也給哥秀一個看看
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
安吉麗娜朱莉這個檔次的美女都是我的
All my Angelinas if you got it let me see it
你要是能泡到也給哥秀一個看看
Did it by myself, not a little bit of help
哥混到今天完全白手起家
Nobody, nobody did nothing, I knelt
你要能這麼叼，我給你跪下
On my knees, said 'God, please give me a deal'
我給上帝跪著祈求：”求你讓我中個三色球吧！ “
And God texted me back
他只回我了一句
'Dont be dumb, young man, gotta do it yourself'
”滾，想要錢自己掙去“
Its up to you to turn the pen into a machete
於是哥拿起筆寫詞
And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed
讓我的說唱把你們殺的片甲不留
I treat the beat just like a pussy
我對我的節奏就像愛我的貓咪
And I eat it up and beat it up and leave it fucked
親她揉她讓她爽的飛起
So you cannot compete with us
所有你根本不夠跟格來跟我比
Im weaving in and out of traffic
我坐著凱迪拉克在街上飛
In the Cadillac, oh wait, is that us on the radio?
電台裡放到都在讚頌哥的神曲
Wait, is that us on the radio?
等等，哥都上電台了？ ？
Its what I always dreamed of
這不是哥的夢嗎
Back when I had peach fuzz
當我嘴上剛長毛的時候
Shoutout to the homie D
要趕緊把這個好消息告訴我兄弟D
Whos D? Deez nuts
誰是D？下一個美國總統啊！
Im eating chicken wings and onions rings
我就愛吃炸雞混著洋蔥圈
If youre wondering, yes, I does my thing
想知道為什麼我這麼叼？因為我就是！
And another thing, no puppet strings
可以明著告訴你，沒人敢控制哥的言行
On the company, we sucker free
在公司裡，我也是自由的飛起
I aint trippin on what the public think
我才不管外面怎麼想
Ten thousand, we hustling
上首歌，哥花了好大力氣
This shit didnt happen overnight
我可不是一夜爆紅的
This shit didnt happen suddenly
我也不會一陣就過氣
When you see me in the club
當你看到我來酒吧
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Angelina show me love
她老婆也向我示愛
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
沒關係，我是他兄弟
You got me fucked up
當你毀了我的場子
Brad Pitt, thats my cousin
記住，布拉德皮特是我的兄弟
Like you dont know whats up
別裝純好像什麼都不知道
Brad Pitt, Brad, Pitt
記清楚了，布拉德皮特，哥的兄弟